Selective Hearing – Sorry, You Weren’t Selected – Sassy Sayings Collection Tee

For the days when you’re pretty sure someone was talking… but you chose peace instead. This tee is for the ranch wives, moms, and multitaskers who hear everything — but don’t always acknowledge it. 😏

Made from ultra-soft Bella + Canvas cotton, it’s comfy enough for fence-fixin’ or coffee-sippin’ and guaranteed to get a laugh wherever you go. Whether you’re tuning out the husband, the kids, or the chaos, this shirt’s got your back.

• Material: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton
• Fit: Unisex retail fit — relaxed, flattering, and true to size
• Feel: Lightweight and silky soft with just the right stretch
• Details: Tear-away label, ribbed collar, durable double seams
• Vibe: Sarcastic. Stylish. Selective — just the way you like it.